DISCLAIMER

The Bar Ho Chronicles began when an article about the trashy women who sit at the bar and get all the guys as well as an article with regards as to how to keep a man once you land him. Apparantly hygene and straight forwardness are not very appreciated by many publishers, critics, readers and feminists. So I sent it out to a few friends who sent it to more of their friends. As it turns out.....people like to read about Bar Ho's. After a few good reviews, I decided to share it with the rest of the universe in hopes of making a few people smile. We all came in to this world alone, we'll probably leave it alone and so why not make an impression while we're all together?
Who'd have thought that so many people adore bad language, graffic content, brutal honesty and pick up lines. An article is sent out every Monday to friends of the Bar Ho Chronicles. Every week I reply to questions, comments, compliments and insults from readers looking for a laugh. I'm usually the one doing the insulting, but hey

YOU ARE READING THIS BY YOUR OWN CHOICE AND ARE IN NO WAY FORCED TO READ ANY OF THIS. I am a freelance writer and the Bar Ho Chronicles are free!!! I have to let out my aggression somehow, so since you set yourselves up by asking questions that even a buffalo could answer....I take it out on you!

The Bar Ho Chronicles are purely entertainment in hopes that you will get a laugh at how being single sucks monkey butt.

There are no experts involved, just a woman who wishes she had the charm of Bar Ho's and men that wanna bang em' as well as a few fabulous writers with amazing opinions (but they aren't certified shrinks either so take this as ENTERTAINMENT not professional advice)

If you get something out of this-that's your problem. The Bar Ho chronicles are not about you or your friends or my friends for that matter. Don't take them seriously.


WARNING!


Be forewarned that there is offensive language that may be deemed inappropriate, distasteful, vulgar, rude etc. and that the Bar Ho Chronicles are intended for those above the legal age of 18 who are mentally competent and fully understand that this is in no way reflects directly upon any individual, corporation, copyrights, characters or anything already in existance as well as an entity real or fiction that has been previously created or has a copyright.The Bar Ho Chronicles are written by Jennifer M. Sabatino and are purely fictional. Articles submitted to the Bar Ho Chronicles have not been edited and upon submission all writers have acknowledged no financial compensation, no affiliation with racism, hate groups or any kind thing that is considered "questionable" by the catholic church.I have no control of who these may be forwarded to or received by and I am not to be held responsible for any recipients of the Bar Ho Chronicles.

Any similarities to anyone living or dead are completely coincidence.
Did I cover every liability yet?
Myself, writers, affiliates, friends, family and anyone mentioned here or "behind the scenes" are not liable for anything all material submitted by readers are not edited.

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. I'm not responsible for anything and I have no money to give up otherwise I wouldn't have made a free website.

You're reading this for entertainment and can not hold me or any affiliates liable for anything.