Lines

  Pick Up Lines..

I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare

You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms

You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?

My love for you's like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire

I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it

Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you

I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?

I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?

You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom

Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy




The Worst Pick Up Lines EVER!
1. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Wanna fuck?
2. I like your dress. I think it would look great crumpled up on my floor.
3. I'm leaving tommorow. I'm sure you hear this all the time, but can you give me your number so we can hang out...No strings attached?
4. Wanna have breakfast?
5. I want to slip something sexy on, can I try you on my lap?
6. It's a good thing I have my library card cauz' I'm checkin you out?
7. Were you raised on a farm? Because you really know how to raise cocks!
8. You're like a pepsi. Gotta have it.
9. That's a nice shirt. It would look great on my floor.
10. Dick is like coke. You can't beat the real thing.
11. Are you an astronaut? Because your ass is outta this world.
12. I noticed you checking me out all night, so you must not have a boyfriend?
13. I'm an old man, but if you need a personal slave, I'll be around.
14. Hey! do you want to play magic? We can go back to my place, fuck, and then you disappear.
15. Wanna play Pearl Harbor? I lay down and you blow the shit outta me.
16. Do you have any Puerto Rican in you? Would you like some?
17. Wanna be Polish by injection?
18. I have a hard on with your name on it.
19. I have a crotch wedgie. Would you like to pick it with your teeth?
20. What's your sign? Mine is fuck me now.
21. If you're so interested in learning how to be a bar ho, why don't you use me for practice?
22. Since you failed gym in high school, why don't you come to my apartment so I can really teach you phys ed.
23. What's your sign?
24. Are you ok? I wasn't sure if you got hurt when you fell from heaven.